• Me before the Olympics: I wish I was in London
• Me during the Olympics: I wish I was in London
• Me after the Olympics: I wish I was in London

fanfiction is so convenient

because i can read it when my family is around and when they look over to my screen they think i’m reading and learning and developing like a stable child but what they don’t know is that it’s DISGUSTINGLY GRAPHIC GAY PORN

#forever an unquality blog

TRYING TO BE QUALITY IS LIKE TRYING TO CATCH SMOKE, LIKE TRYING TO CATCH SMOKE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS 

• me: monday is going to be the worst day of my life UGH ALL THE FEELS
• friend: that's nice
• me: monday is going to be the worst day of my life UGH ALL THE FEELS
• friend on tumblr: OMFG I KNOW I'M GOING TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF

• me: *goes to see avengers*
• me: That film
• me: I liked it
• me: *throws wallet at ticket vendor*
• me: ANOTHER!

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta ship my otp

randyny:

FOX promos: “Hey guess what, you really need to watch these last 8 episodes of House. This shit is about to get REAL!”

Fans: “Really?!?!”

FOX promos: “Yeah, House is dying!”

Fans: “OMG!”

Fox promos: “Uh huh. And Wilson has a kid!”

Fans: “Holy Crap!”

Fox Promos: “Yeah! And guess what else?”

Fans: “Oh my god, what?”

Fox promos: “WE WERE JUST KIDDING!”

tuperting:

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